Friday, January 22, 2010

A Mommy's Resume


123,DORA COURT
BARNEY AVENUE
KIDS WORLD 45678
EMAIL:MAX&RUBY@WIGGLES.COM

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* In-depth experience in Nick & PBS.

* Excellent watching skills

* Proven record of watching n number of repeated episodes
for (n+1) times
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* Mastered in singing the title songs of BARNEY, DORA,
CAILLOU, DIEGO, KAILAN, BACKYARDIGANS, WONDER PETS, MAX AND RUBY,
DRAGON TALES, BERENSTAIN BEARS, BOB THE BUILDER, ZOOBAMAFOO,
FIREMAN SAM

Current Project

* Watching NI-Hao Kailan since 2008. Getting trained to speak in Chinese

* Eyes on training in rain forest with Diego

* Working with Dora to invent a one of a kind GPS

* Developing exceptional skills to promote Caillou to kindergarten from day care.

Awards:

* Awarded "Excellent Singer" for singing all the Barney songs.

* Awarded " Super Mommy" for counting 4 mail trucks with Teletubbies.

* Awarded " Best Friend" for showing empathy when Dora lost her backpack.

Testimonials:

Switched on the T.V. to watch "Oprah Winfrey":ended up watching Deigo jaguar resuce
(selected on demand->nickelodeon-> nick jr.->diego)


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